So, Christmas. Families gather and exchange gifts, annoy each other, eat lots of food and have a jolly old time. I had planned on this. What I hadn't planned on was for the gathering to be held this weekend as opposed to next. Why nobody thought to inform me until, oh, about two hours ago I do not know (yay families who communicate!).

So, instead of leaving next Thursday, I will now be leaving in about three hours. I have no clue at this point if I will have internet access because I am not even sure where I will be sleeping yet. I am making sure that I have access to information that I would need for the scenes I promised to work on just in case. But, as I am going to a small town in central MN, I don't really know what my options for access will be. I am trying to hunt down an AOL disc and am collecting items to bribe my bother-in-law's laptop away from him.

I am very sorry to those people I promised my time to this weekend. I will try to get online, but it might be better if you proceeded without me.

So very very sorry.

ETA: *weeps* I miss everybody already.

As the group approaches the plotting zoo, they are greeted by a very chipper guide holding a thick binder, emblazoned with the Zoo's logo, in one arm. She is smiling very brightly and she practically bounces up to the group. "Hi everybody! Welcome to the Fandom Zoological Gardens. My name is Brandy and I'll be your guide to the petting zoo today."

She looks over the group and her smile gets even wider. "Well, I can't tell you how relieved I am that you're all high school students. Today is my first day and when they told me I'd be dealing with over a dozen kids with only two chaperones I was a little worried. I guess I won't have to rely as much on this as I thought I would." She turns the binder so that it can easily read by the group. It reads, 'Rules, Regulations and Information for The Plotting Zoo'. "The rules are probably self explanatory and just common sense for students your age." She smiles brightly again.

"If you'll all follow me we can get started right away." Brandy turns and gestures for the group to enter the plotting zoo. "You can visit any animal you want to start with. I'll stay in a central location so that I can provide a brief description of each animal and so you can easily find me if you have any questions."

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